Souper Intelligence

Souper Intelligence, we know exactly what you desire. No need to ask for extra crackers, we already have that from your previous orders. We care deeply about our customers, so deeply we invented our patent pending DOSSIER technology to deeply understand every person living, deceased, or yet to be born and the perfect order for your palate is picked before you ever lift your phone to pay. Our 23AndMe partnership tells us exactly how to make our Rustic Mashed Potato Soup taste like your grandmas home cooking. We didnt need to ask your Babushka how she makes her famous Winter Shchi, we have her Instacart order history and your Google Search history.

You care about the environment, so do we: so heres a biodegradeable knife for your butter that wont end up in a landfill.

How does it work? First set your GPS to your nearest SI and head over! While you travel we already know to start your order, we had served you tens of ads this morning for Souper Intelligence's Autumn Squash Bread Bowl. Its all through the power of Science(TM). We make sure every order is CONSUMED at the perfect temperature. Arriving on time? Great! Running a few minutes late? We got you, no need to call, we bought your car's location data. Don't worry about cancelling and rescheduling a pick up, we knew your meeting with the department heads would run over - zoom told us this happened the last four weeks running, your order will still be perfect by the time you get here! Just tap to pay in the app, or at our Customer Success Desk when you walk in!

Moms running around need support too, we have a free cookie for school moms from 9-11AM, no need to show your school ID, your back to school hashtags already have! So Sandra and Wendy can plan this years homecoming bash without worrying about what to order. Luisa is here picking up Tyler's after baseball snack, and Toni over here is grabbing a sandwich for James to have after detention. Thanks for thinking of us Luisa and Toni!

Just lift your phone to the terminal and ENJOY.

Seasons change and so do you, thats why on November 26th, we already updated your order to the NEW Kandy Kane Krusher Latte, show your love with #SIKKK

Souper Intelligence, We Know